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''"Wait... then... its not a spa, its a brothel." - Task'' |
''"Wait... then... its not a spa, its a brothel." - Task'' |
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Revision as of 02:06, 5 March 2018
The Romansion
"Wait... then... its not a spa, its a brothel." - Task
The Romansion is a very exclusive and very expensive establishment in the Entertainment District of Alivast.
The building is a sumptuously decorated, palatial three-story structure with each floor specialized to serve the purpose of relaxation and entertainment, but in slightly different ways.
The entrance is visibly guarded and guests are greeted at the door by a staff member to guide them to their services and answer questions. The entire establishment is filled with wonderful fragrances of various perfumes and incense and common areas have musicians providing soft music for ambiance.
First Floor
The first floor contains the spa which offers all manner of pampering depending on the guest's relaxation and beautification needs. Magically bubbling and heated baths with a variety of scented oils and rejuvenating minerals are standard, or mud baths if preferred, followed by relaxing and therapeutic rub-downs by an expert staff of masseuses and masseurs who have specialized training on how to care for different skin/feather/hair/scale types and specific grooming and hygiene needs for multiple races.
The "Ultimate Spa Package" costs 1200 gold pieces and includes a sauna treatment, 45 minute massage, comfort pools, charcoal facial treatment, and a manicure and pedicure. Customers are also given a scented candle as a parting gift.
Prior to receiving spa services, guests are required to sign a contract that states they will follow the established rules, and that the Romansion will guarantee the safety of their belongings which are kept in special living mimic lockers.
Second Floor
The second floor contains private rooms available for rental as well as a lounge with a bar and stage. The private rooms are intended for discrete rendezvous between guests. Whether it is a tête-à-tête, a ménage à trois, or s’envoyer en l’air, the Romansion will try to accommodate. The staff proudly state that their selection of private rooms contain accommodations for members of all races regardless of how large or small they are.
Third Floor
The third floor is a brothel that consists of a lobby area and a variety of rooms similar to those available on the 2nd floor with the difference being these rooms are also 'furnished' with up to four escorts of the client's choosing. The lobby staff use via magic crystals to page escorts so they can await guests in their rooms. The escorts are the least expensive part of the floor and charge a mere 100 gold pieces each for a session. The rooms on the other hand have three price levels, the least expensive being the standard room which is included in the escort fee. The Deluxe costs 500 additional gold pieces, and the Ultimate Deluxe, which includes entertainment, food, and "other accommodations", runs an extra 1000 gold pieces.
Prior to receiving services on the third floor, guests are required to sign a contract that states they will obey the rules, such as not harming employees, allow any escorts to leave if they are uncomfortable, but also states guests are responsible for the safety of their own belongings.
Staff
The Romansion is staffed by a variety of beings of different races, genders, and types with a common theme being customized service for all needs and tastes for members of all races. Many of the staff are trained to serve in more than once job capacity such as a masseuse who can also be called to serve as an escort.
The staff, including guards and housekeepers, are well dressed and behave very professionally. Their attire varies depending on the job they are performing. Female spa attendants, for example, wear white smocks with Capri pants, but if they are called to serve as an escort, they will change into other attire such as a suit or evening gown. The staff are used to dealing with a variety of unusual demands and, for a price, will happily cater to an individual's desires for specific food, drink, or entertainment.
Many of the staff assume stage names when working.
The Romansion is owned by Rufus Crumblebum.
Staff of the Romansion include:
Trivia
- Scarbles listed the Romansion as a place where she once worked as a waitress.
- Borky ordered 200 chicken wings in the 2nd floor lounge. His order was filled without question at a price of 200 gold pieces.
- Greckles was concerned about going commando in the spa, but was informed as long as he covered up in public it wasn't a problem. This raises questions.
- Panic wanted to perform on the stage in the 2nd floor lounge, but was told by a guard that only Rufus Crumblebum had the authority to determine who could perform.
- The Unexpectables received 4 tickets for the Ultimate Spa Package as (re)gifts from Solly as thanks and apology. It is unknown exactly how they came into her possession, though one of the tickets was marked with lipstick and the dedication, "To the love of my life, Hammergnar, come visit us again."
- Satisfied with his first visit, Panic bought a one-time-use ticket to return to the Romansion for 1000 gold pieces.